"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
Anonymous said: I jerk off to you and your beautiful body
said: I have the boat. I'm sure I'm past your birthday but the thought is what counts. I'm located north Florida.
My birthday is tomorrow
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
50 Shades of Grey
Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published
I’m gonna use this to sext (via labias)
What the fuck (via dacuntgod)